Kids Say The Darndest Things, Vol. III
Last night at the dinner table, over our deLICious bowls of curried lentil soup, we were having a (typically high-brow) discussion of the effects of legumes on the, er, digestive tract. Somehow we got onto the fact that my system is significantly altered from its original state, and the A-man noted, “Mommy can’t have any more babies.”
“That’s right,” replied Mr. Wonderful. “No more kids for our family.”
Without missing a beat, A returned, “Yeah, she’s been neutered.”
[Kids Say… Vol. I; Kids Say… Vol. II]
I'm a two-and-a-half time ovarian cancer survivor who is not only determined to make it to sixty but also to look damn good while getting there. My two boys, husband, and dog are counting on me to get out of bed every day, so I might as well wear something cute and make each one COUNT. I'd love to hear from you about your odyssey - sharing makes it all easier to take. And laugh at.
The Carcinista 
Liliana said,
March 26, 2010 at 10:08 AM
You have a wonderful sense of humor. I greatly enjoy reading your posts.
I, too, have learned that sometimes, when things get really, really bad, the only thing to do is laugh.
I wish you all the best. Your family is lucky to have you.
Best,
Liliana
http://graciouslivingdaybyday.com/2010/03/17/learning-to-listen/
pateeta said,
March 26, 2010 at 10:36 AM
And you gently corrected him, saying “That would be ‘spayed’, Darling.”
Thanks for the laugh!
Peace,
Patty
mynameisnotcancergirl said,
March 29, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Sometimes the best things come out of those little mouths. Hope that he’s kept you smiling and laughing all weekend.
Thinking about you today at The Cancer Factory.