Kids Say The Darndest Things, Vol. III
Last night at the dinner table, over our deLICious bowls of curried lentil soup, we were having a (typically high-brow) discussion of the effects of legumes on the, er, digestive tract. Somehow we got onto the fact that my system is significantly altered from its original state, and the A-man noted, “Mommy can’t have any more babies.”
“That’s right,” replied Mr. Wonderful. “No more kids for our family.”
Without missing a beat, A returned, “Yeah, she’s been neutered.”